im looking for a tall dude with a beard and tattoos to bring me food and hang out in his underwear so i can stare at him. when im done eating i might consider paying attention to him, depends on how much food i ate idk. 

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that’s seriously all i had to write to receive 22 emails in 2 hours.

so many dick pics what are these people doing

bachelor number one says “i’ll wear this”

i definitely cropped this dude’s dick out of the photo

my personal favorite, colleen’s boyfriend jake.

and my favorite email had to be this one—-

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YEP. i am astounded. what will i do next.

i’ll spare you the photos, but this guy thinks im cute. oh boy!!!!!!!

oh, okay.. hey what’s up?

just so embarrassing for him hahaha

they all ask me how my weekend was

don’t do that.

douche bag isn’t a dark color

i realized i was making this face for a solid 5 minutes while reading through my messages, yikes. 

bitch like i’m not going to find someone who is that tall, take your 5’11” ass home.